Keepsake Collection

I checked my recipe, I didn't buy any of your bullshit.

I baked you some shut the fucupcakes.

Clean house, messy bitch.

May you be proud of the work you have done.

Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

You're a salty bitch, but that's why we're friends.

My cat and I talk shit about you.

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

We are more than friends, we're like a really small gang.

We will be friends until we are old & senile.

I wish you lived next door.

Fresh sarcasm served daily.

If you can't kill them with kindness – Just try poison.

Kindness. Equality. Inclusion. Diversity. Peace. Love. Hope.

Tell me to smile. One more time.

Namaste home with my dog.

EFF YOU SEE KAY WHY OH YOU

The Bitches Times

Make good choices. Life has no rewind.

A friend is like a good bra. Close to your heart • Always there for support • Lifts you up

A good friend knows all your stories – A best friend helped you write them.

Love is love, retro.

Make smart choices. Life has no rewind.