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Inhale the good shit. Exhale the bullshit. -
Make good choices. Life has no rewind. -
You're a salty bitch, but that's why we're friends. -
The Bitches Times -
Thanks for being the pee in my pants. -
Tell me to smile. One more time. -
Namaste home with my dog. -
My cat and I talk shit about you. -
If you can't kill them with kindness – Just try poison. -
I checked my recipe, I didn't buy any of your bullshit. -
I baked you some shut the fucupcakes. -
Fresh sarcasm served daily. -
EFF YOU SEE KAY WHY OH YOU -
Don't worry, laundry. Nobody's doing me either. -
Clean house, messy bitch.
