Keepsake Collection

I checked my recipe, I didn't buy any of your bullshit.

I baked you some shut the fucupcakes.

Clean house, messy bitch.

Joy to the world.

May you be proud of the work you have done.

Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

You're a salty bitch, but that's why we're friends.

My cat and I talk shit about you.

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

We are more than friends, we're like a really small gang.

We will be friends until we are old & senile.

I wish you lived next door.

Cardinals appear when angels are near.

Christmas in Heaven

All things German

Krampus

Tis the Season to be Heathen

Yule Cat

Yule Goat

Fresh sarcasm served daily.

If you can't kill them with kindness – Just try poison.

Kindness. Equality. Inclusion. Diversity. Peace. Love. Hope.

Tell me to smile. One more time.